Lucky Lunchbox!

Who needs a greasy-spoon diner, when you can have a greasy-spoon vagina? Look in the mirror, and ask yourselves that question, folks. Trust me, you would be amazed with the answers you'll come up with. Allow Uncle PMAC to introduce you to the sultry and seductive Mina "Stick It In My" Stefan. Honestly? I would be all over this broad's snatch like a hanging fuckin curveball! I'd attach a fuckin telescope to my prick, and explore her twat like I was that cocksucker Ferdinand Fuckin Magellan! You think the world is flat, King Charles?! Well so is the queen's chest! Now whip me up a fuckin tuna melt on pita bread, and slip a tomato inside the pocket, the way I jam my johnson down my TOTO when I fill it with Charmin! I got your plunger right here, pal! I'm tired of this fuckin mess! I can't afford to have a plumber come all the way out to the Cabin! I'm ripping through septic tanks, the way Austin Powers plows through pussies!