College Football Creep Of The Week!

Who invited this cocksuckin creep to the party?! I hope he's delivering pizzas, because this fuckin freakshow must break every mirror in sight! Have you ever heard of a dick in the box? This butt-pirate is more like a freak in the box! This fuckin jerkoff needs to get powerwashed, for goodness sakes! Unbelievable! There's just no way in the fuckin world that this guy will sniff a snatch all fuckin night looking like this, unless he wants some pistachio pussy in his face! Shit, if I were a broad, I'd rather pull a pachyderm's prick, than touch this fuckin kid! The horns on his head are bigger than his fuckin pecker! Is that a thimble in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me, you creep! Fear the fork, huh? More like fear the fuck!