Prick Cabin Football Friday!!!!

Uncle PMAC would like to say good morning to everyone on a mammoth Prick Cabin Football Fuckin Friday from the foggy TriState!!!!! I'm here at the Cabin icing my beanbag in a large hazelnut latte, and while reading my morning papers, I noticed we have a big sports weekend on tap! Can you believe it? The AL Wild Card race is coming down to the wire between the Rays, Angels, and Red Sox, while the NFL will bring us some big rivalry games in Week 3, such as the Packers paying a visit to Soldier Field to take on the Bears, and the Giants hitchhiking down the turnpike to dance with the Eagles! We have plenty of College Football as well, with Oklahoma State taking on Texas A&M, Arkansas squaring off against Alabama, and LSU playing paddycake in Morgantown with the Mountaineers! Woah!!! That's a lot of juice!!! That's a lot of Hi-C stains on the corners of your fuckin mouth, even though lunch was three fuckin cocksuckin hours ago! The Cabin is like a fuckin culinary institute these days! I set up a roadside Skinnygirl Margarita stand out on my front fuckin lawn the other day! I'll give you a full fuckin pint for a blowjob! You know how the saying goes, right? Slob on my knob like corn on the cob!!! Let's juice it up today! Let's throw some fuckin stank on it! Prick Cabin is like Alec Baldwin co-starring Meryl Streep - It's Fuckin Complicated!!! Cincy Bengals are buying grass by the pounds, and Marcus Camby is getting arrested for blazing grass in Houston! Who doesn't bake these days!? I swear to God, the most popular fuckin Halloween costume will be Little Fuckin Debbie! The NBA is cancelling camp today, and Prick Cabin is holding a XXX tag-sale! Stay tuned all day long for a big Cabin Conversation with a special guest, hot-to-trot-twats, live updates, and College Football Nova-Scotia LOX!!! The Cabin has been on fuckin cruise control with the Masterlocks thusfar sporting a combined record of 9-3-1 with the NFL and FBS! Suck down some Sanka, and fingerbang your secretary! It's another FOOTBALL FRIDAY with Uncle PMAC!!!! TGIPCFF!!!!!