Loser Du Jour!

Just when you thought you had heard the last of this loser, he crawls out from underneath a rock down in Weston, Florida. Manny "I Refuse To Shower" Ramirez was arrested and charged with battery Monday after a domestic dispute at his South Florida home, police said. Apparently Manny pushed his wife, and she fell right into the headboard of their twin-size water bed! What the fuck is this fuckin loser thinking?! If I were Manny, I'd attach a chip-clip to my cock, and not take it off until 2012! Think about all the juice this guy has done! His prick is probably as stiff as a fuckin Slinky these days! I'm not kidding, folks! How many fuckin chicken biscuits can this creep eat for breakfast?! Who the fuck does Manny think he is?! Nucky Fuckin Thompson!?! My goodness gracious, you don't need a gynecologist to figure out which way the wind blows, Manny!!! Get a fuckin life, loserface! How many fuckin times can this guy watch Welcome To Mooseport!?! Manny Ramirez has about as good a chance of going to Cooperstown, as Michelle Wie has a chance at playing a round at Augusta Fuckin National! Sit, loser, sit!!!