#19 TCU Horned Frogs!

Imagine if you spiked Kermit's cup of Lipton with some Cialis and Viagra? Well, picture that, and then you can imagine just how exciting these TCU Horned Frogs are on the football field! Sure, they mave have lost Andy Dalton to the Cincy Bengals, but Gary Patterson's perverts are poised to make one last splash in the Mountain West before they ditch the jerkoffs for the friendly confines of the Big East next year. Runningback Ed Wesley returns, along with a staunch defense that has ranked first in the FBS for three straight years, so look for TCU to post another 10-12 win season, folks. Where's Ms. Piggy when you need her, right? Dollars to fuckin cannolis, that fuckin oinker is off playing Scrabble somewhere with her fuckin tits hanging out! What a pig!

Toughest Game: 11/12 @ Boise State