I'm not telling you who won the caption contest! Take that!
My purpose is singular: I'm hijacking Wednesdays and all the other days for Horrorthon-related discussion and contest-type thingies. I'm gonna get that post going shortly. This is just the post in which I fire a machine gun into the ceiling and tell you what's what. But since I'm not a jerk, here are the strips with the words restored.
Marvin
Hey JPX! More poop jokes!Spider-Man
What a doofus.Family Bleahbleah
Notice how I greened out the Back To School sign? I practically wrote photoshop, dawg!Garfield
I wish to God that fish had been a character that talked and joked before Garfield ate him.Wonder Woman
Think expository thoughts, Diana!