I'll just cut to the quick. I give this week to Octopunk, because he waltzed in with a pack of late entry zingers. He also was the only one to tackle Gool Ol' Gregor Brown, and he shaved his head. All in the same day!
I also give honorable mention to Spiderkev for this last minute cat caption entry:
"Geez, didja have to buy the dog a steamroller?"
Great job all around! Sorry for the late night results. Congrats Octo!