Red Sox & Rays Tied For Wild Card Lead!

Hold on to your beanbags, folks! The AL Wild Card race is coming down to the final two days of the season, as the Tampa Bay Rays pulled into a tie with the mighty Boston Red Sox last night! Fuck Showalter's birds have given the BoSox a very tough time down the stretch, and things were no different yesterday evening at Camden Yards. The Orioles knocked out Josh Beckett, and went on to beat Boston 6-3, while the Rays dismissed the Yankees, 5-2, at Tropicana Field. How do you like that? Unbelievable! The Red Sox are now 5-17 in the month of September, and they have seen their nine-game lead evaporate all the way down to zero! I smell a One-Game Playoff in the works for Thursday night, and this potential game would take place down in Tampa Bay. What's that chowdah taste like now, Beantown? Joe Maddon's jizz? I rather suck soy sauce out of a sumo-wrestler's ass, than indulge in a cup of that fuckin shit! I'll stick a hair-dryer down my wet smimtrunks, and plug the fuckin cocksucker in, if these two teams don't settle their situations on the same field in a couple of days! ZAP!