Loser Du Jour!

Hey, even a broken fuckin clock is right two times a day, but the stunt Floyd "Money" Mayweather pulled two nights ago in his title fight against "Vicious" Victor Ortiz, was enough to make that cocksucker Chuck Norris blush! For those of you didn't waste $60 on this debacle Saturday night, congratulations, because this was a completely dispicable outcome. I thought you'd see a picture of my face next to the word Prick in Webster's cocksuckin dictionary, but I could be replaced by the enigmatic Mayweather, who essentially sucker-punched Ortiz this past weekend, and knocked the wannabe Jayhawk on his fuckin fanny! Seriously, though? Who does Ortiz think he is? Bill "Go Fuck Your" Self??!! Perhaps both of these boxers should share the Loser Du Jour, because Floyd's dirty actions were a result of Ortiz delivering a blatantly aggressive head-butt that connected with Mayweather's face, just moments before Floyd would wind up knocking his lights out. Uncle PMAC might be a lot of things, folks, but one thing I'm not is a conspiracy theorist. I enjoy giving athletes the benefit of the doubt, and I hate to speculate, but this was an incredibly strange match right down to the post-fight interview in the ring between the fighters and HBO's Larry Merchant. Something about this whole match just doesn't sit well in the bottom of my tummy, and that's why I fired my dentist, and hired Cheech and Chong for all my dental work! Loser Central at the MGM Grand....