Prick Cabin Football Friday!!!!

Greeting from Uncle PMAC and Prick Cabin on a brisk Football Friday Morning in the TriState!!! How about those LSU Bayou Bengals, folks!? I don't care what kind of bells they were ringing in Starkville last night, Les Miles and company brought the fuckin rawkus, as they held the Bulldogs to just 193 total yards en route to a 19-6 SEC West win! The Cabin will be traveling to Tuscaloosa for the LSU-Alabama matchup on November 5th, so my production team and I are hoping both teams will roll into that contest without a blemish on their 2011 campaigns. LSU? These pricks play better defense than the fuckin females at BYU! What else is going on? Well, the Red Sox are in a tailspin, as they dropped another contest to the Rays last night, 9-2, and they now lead the AL Wild Card race by just three games, with a full weekend slate of Tampa Bay on their cocksuckin platter! The NL playoff picture is crystal fuckin clear with the Phillies, Brewers, Diamondbacks, and Braves taking care of business like a bunch of sluts working the cash registers at fuckin Office Max! What else is on tap this weekend? Try Floyd "Money" Mayweather Jr. vs. "Vicious" Victor Ortiz on for size! Seriously, folks, who the fuck does Mayweather Jr. think he is these days?! The guy acts like fuckin Morpheus half the fuckin time! Get a grip, pal! My goodness fuckin gracious, enough with the bullshit already!!! We have the two most troubled FBS teams taking on one another down in south Florida with the Buckeyes and Hurricanes squaring off, and then the game of the day should be Oklahoma at Florida State tomorrow night, in a matchup of #1 vs. #5! Stay tuned to the Cabin all day for live updates, hot-to-trot twats, Fresh Nova Scotia College Football LOX, and Week 2 NFL picks and preludes! I've got it all right here at the Cabin!!! TGIPCFF!!!!! Have a fuckin Football Friday, and let's get horny!!!