Week 1 Prick Cabin NFL Picks!

Good morning, geniuses!!!! Welcome to the first edition of the 2011 Prick Cabin NFL Picks! I will select three games each week, and then I'll stick a calculator up my ass to figure out how much money I made! Lock it the fuck up on a Sunday in the TriState!

Titans (-1) Vs. Jaguars. The Titans Are The Prick!

49'ers (-5.5) Vs. Seahawks. The 49'ers Are The Prick!

Bills (+4) Vs. Chiefs. The Bills Are The Prick!

I went 4-1-1 yesterday in my Nova-Scotia Lox, and those cocksuckin Longhorns really stuffed it down my pants! I feel like Bevo was sitting on my fuckin face! Enjoy Week 1!