Prick Cabin Sports Friday!

Good morning, fucks! Welcome to another motherfuckin Prick Cabin Sports Friday!!! Uncle PMAC is coming to you live from the TriState, and I'm ready for a big day! The College Football season is underway with a bang as hot-shot transfer, QB Russel Wilson, led Wisconsin to a real romp last night in Madison, as the Badgers beat UNLV, 51-17! How about that?! Uncle PMAC will be giving a condensed version of the remaining 18 teams in the Prick Cabin Top 25, due to the fact the season has begun, and we want to get to more important issues here at the Cabin, such as FRESH NOVA-SCOTIA LOX!!!!! Yes sir, folks!!!! They're baaaaacccccckkkkkkk!!!!! Mississippi State got off to a hot start by burying Memphis, 59-14, while Arizona State layed the cock on UC Davis, 48-14! We'll switch gears quickly to baseball, where the New York Yankees finally won a series against the Boston Red Sox, by taking two out of three up in Fenway Park, and now the two teams are tied atop the AL East! The U.S. Open is progressing in Flushing, as Djokovic and Serena have advanced to the third round, and I'm ready to bang every broad in sight this weekend! Stay tuned today for plenty of tush, the first 2011 Edition Of College Football Saturday Nova-Scotia LOX, and much more! I couldn't care less about anything else, geniuses! I flipped on the pornos last night as soon as my babysitter left, and I wacked it with the volume on full blast! I'll dump a bowl of Frosted Flakes over my head, and doggy-paddle to China, before I give a fuck about what anyone else thinks! This is Prick Cabin, not a fuckin daycare center! I walk around town with a fuckin smock on, and an easel up my ass, just so people stay out of my fuckin way! I paint the walls white wherever I go! Lock it up! TGIPCSF!!!!!