Good morning, folks, and welcome to the first edition of 2011 College Football Fresh Nova-Scotia Lox!!!!! Can you taste the fuckin capers?! How about the onions!? Did you use Philadelphia whipped cream-cheese, or did you miss the fuckin canoe?! Go down to your local deli and get a baker's fuckin dozen, put your feet up on the ottoman, and listen to what Uncle PMAC likes on an overcast day in the TriState! If you're not juice up for a big fuckin day and some money fuckin LOX, then you must have the same testosterone level as Chaz Fuckin Bono!!! Let's Go! Pigskin Profit!!!
Please Note: Prick Cabin uses America's Line.*
Alabama (-10) @ Penn State. The Prick Is Alabama!
Stanford (-21) @ Duke. The Prick Is Stanford!
BYU @ Texas (-7). The Prick Is Texas!
Oregon State @ Wisconsin (-21). The Prick Is Wisconsin!
South Carolina (-3) @ Georgia. The Prick Is South Carolina!
Notre Dame @ Michigan (+3). The Prick Is Michigan!
There you have it, folks!!! Lock it up, and enjoy your College Football Saturday!
