Prick Cabin MLB Playoffs Preview!

Good afternoon from a wild and crazy Prick Cabin, folks! We're getting the party started early here in Sherwood Forest, but that doesn't mean we'll run out of O'Doul's! You know why?! I just ordered three more kegs!!!! WOAH! I'll beat my prick until it falls off, and nickname it Tina Fuckin Turner!!!! Let's start in the American League, shall we?

The Rays and Rangers get underway today at 7:07PM, and Prick Cabin will predict the Rays win this series in 5 games. The Yankees and Tigers first pitch is set for 8:37PM tonight, and the Cabin likes the Tigers to take the series in 4 games.

In regards to the National League, Prick Cabin will take the Phillies over the Cardinals in a 3-game sweep, as they get their series started tomorrow at 5:07PM, and I like the Brewers to knock off the Diamondbacks in 5 games, as they juice it up tomorrow as well at 2:07PM.

There you have it, geniuses! Uncle PMAC is in a rush to get down to the Bronx!