Live PGA Championship Update!

Steve Stricker is sitting pretty atop the leaderboard right now at -4 thru the 8th hole, and Adam Scott is at -3 thru 15. Other notables such as Luke Donald and Bubba Watson are at -2 thru 12 and 10 holes respectively. Tiger Woods got off to a hot and horny start, but as since gone limp, falling to +4 thru the 11th! Wow!!! This fuckin pervert was -3 thru 5! I'm sorry, folks, but I just don't see this prick doing anything the rest of the season, and that's a fuckin shame. The PGA Tour needs Tiger to be in the cunt, er, hunt, for their ratings to stay strong. Now if you will excuse me, I must go play Pictionary with my prick. Stay tuned!