So, after some pretty tough decisions that made me laugh my ass off, I have decided! Ok, bear with me, this is my first bloggy thingy...here we go!
Mother Goose & Grim
"horcrux, schmorcrux! a student misses that much school without a doctor's note, he's expelled!"Family Circus
"Well, it was a chore, but it's done now. All of Billy's old stuffed animals made it to the incinerator. One of them was REALLY heavy, though..."
"Well, it was a chore, but it's done now. All of Billy's old stuffed animals made it to the incinerator. One of them was REALLY heavy, though..."Handsome Stan! That was awful..but funny!
Hagar the Horrible
“The next time you have to fart will you please take it behind those mountains over there? The whole town smells like baked ham.”
“The next time you have to fart will you please take it behind those mountains over there? The whole town smells like baked ham.”
This was a tough one between giants clouds of fart or the villagers having their laundry stolen to be toilet paper! Johnny Sweatpants wins!
Ziggy
“Do me a favor and don’t flush. I like to savor the taste of your stool on my palate for a few minutes.”So friggin disgusting and hilarious! Johnny Sweatpants again!
Garfield
"I just saw Steven Tyler in drag, and he killed your pet tarantula!"
Catfreeek, it makes me laugh when I reread it!
And this weeks winner is........................................................Johnny Sweatpants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
