Loser Du Jour!

Sign that scorecard, Tiger!!! Who's ready for this fuckin number?! Tiger "The Classy Horndog" Woods is in the clubhouse with a +7, 77! Unbelievable, folks! The 77 is Tiger's worst round EVER at the PGA Championship. So how far off the lead is this prick? Try 14 strokes, as Steve Stricker sits atop the leaderboard at -7. "I'm not down," Woods growled."I'm really horny right now." Horny?! What the fuck is this guy's problem? Can't he go a few hours without pulling his pork? Tiger was in the bunkers so much today, you would've thought he was at the fuckin beach! I hope he put SPF 50 on his junk, or he'll have more trouble walking 18 tomorrow, than Casey Fuckin Martin! Later, Loser!!!