Monday, August 1, 2011
Breaking News: New York Giants Sign Ahmad Bradshaw!
The New York Giants have finally re-signed runningback Ahmad Bradshaw to a new 4-year deal. The financial figures are undisclosed at the moment, but Giants fans must be happy to see Bradshaw back in blue, rather than signing a loser such as Jason Snelling. Now if you pricks will excuse me, I'm going to go fuck this calzone I just bought! Lunch is served at Prick Cabin! Woah!?! Quick! Someone get me a napkin, so I can wipe this ricotta off my cock!