Loser Du Jour!

If you can find me a bigger fuckin loser than Alex Rodriguez, than I have a fuckin air-conditioned Cabin to sell you! When will this fuckin cocksucker figure it out? Seriously, the guy sticks a fuckin plunger up his ass, and he thinks he has a royal fuckin flush!!! Who the fuck would want to play poker with A-Rod anyway?! I rather wash my balls with Castrol GTX, and eat jambalaya out of Oprah Winfrey's fat fuckin ass, than play Go Fish with this fuckin jerkoff! I rather tie a parachute to my prick, and toss it off the Empire Fuckin State Building, than play cards with this overrated, cocksuckin cheater!!!! Actors Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon also participated in the games, according to reports. Unbelievable! Rodriguez thinks just because he's plowing the Bad Teacher, he can rub elbows with whoever he wants?! I don't know what to say, maybe I'm getting worked up over this because I'm the kind of guy who gives bunny-ears to himself whenever someone takes a picture of me! Big fuckin deal, who gives a fuck!?! The 36-year-old Rodriguez needs to know better, folks. The guy is a fuckin magnet for negative attention, and he seems to love every fuckin minute of it!!! When does it end? Enough's enough!!! I want this loser out of here!!!! Suspended, Bud Selig?!?!?! KICK HIM OFF THE TOUR!!!!!