Discovery Channel's Shark Week Continues To Impress!

Hey, fucko! Is that a Hammerhead in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?! The Discovery Channel continues to cash in on Shark Week, as Great White's and Mako's swarm the oceans around the world! Uncle PMAC just enjoyed a week's sabbatical down the Jersey Shore, and I was forced to get out of the water when a 4-foot sand shark was spotted carousing around close to the beach. So what did I do? I flicked off all the lifeguards, stormed back to my condominium, and passed the fuckin bar exam until I couldn't see straight anymore!!! Honestly, though? I'd stick a rusty fuckin harmonica up my ass, before I would ever horse around with these massive fuckin creatures! What the fuck do I know, though? I bought a German Shepard the other day, and named him Pervert! Unfuckinbelievable, it's like I walk around town acting like Johnny Fuckin Tapia, and expect people to cut me some fuckin slack!?! NO! This is fuckin Shark Week, and when faggots fuck up, they get eaten! Limb by fuckin limb!!! I don't give a fuck if it's you, me, or G.I. Fuckin Jane! Nobody's fuckin safe! How do you pricks like my inflatable shark-doll?!?! I guess I'm the only jerkoff that slips his cock in the gills, and expects a pot of fuckin gold afterwards! You should see the other doll I have back at the Cabin! She's atrocious!