Early Horndog Gets The Worm At Firestone!

He's baaacccckkkkk!!!!! Tiger "I'm A Filthy Horndog" Woods is back, and he's ready to fuck at Firestone! Woods set Akron, Ohio on fire last night, as he proceeded to bang everything in sight during his late night canoodling session with new caddie, and childhood friend, Bryon Bell. Apparently Tiger didn't even go to sleep, because he was out on the practice-range this morning as the sun was starting to rise! Woah! Get some rest! The randy golfer played a smooth nine holes with swing coach, Sean Foley, he showed no limp whatsoever, and afterwards he hit the titty bar for some leisure time! Nice! Who needs Cowboys Vs. Aliens when you can have Tits Vs. Twats, right?!? Woods finds himself on the outside looking in at the Top 20 in the World Golf Rankings for the first time since 1997, and he hasn't played in a tournament since May 12th, when he bowed out of The Players Championship after nine awful holes. Get your condoms ready, because the action starts on Thursday in the W.G.C. Bridgestone Invitational! This is my putter, and this is my prick! This is for greens, and this is for clits!