2011 PGA Championship Is Underway!

Greetings from a topsy-turvy Cabin, and good morning on a 2011 PGA Championship Thursday! The best golfers in the world are underway at Atlanta Athletic Club in Johns Creek, Georgia! Tiger "The Classy Horndog" Woods took the high road with ex-caddie, Stevie Williams, and was set to tee off at 8:35 this morning. Gary Woodland, the Tour's longest hitter, and a slew of other players are -1 thru the first few holes, thusfar, but that doesn't mean shit! Ryo "Throw My Hot Dog On The Hibachi" Ishikawa has gone bogey, bogey, and is already two over after two holes. Adam Scott is even through two, and his knucklehead sidekick is wacking off all over the gallery! Who knew you could turn a golf tournament into a giant bukkake party!!! What a pig! Bubba Watson and John Daly are just underway, and they are my picks of the day! Keep an eye on the 1:25PM group of Sergio "I'll Spit In The Cup" Garcia, Dustin "Let Me Tongue Your Tilapia, While You Jiggle My" Johnson, and Rickie "I Drive A Plymouth Prowler" Fowler! Stay tuned to Prick Cabin for live updates from Atlanta on a Uno's Happy Hour & 1/2-Off Tanning Salon Thursday! Let's get raunchy!