Prick Cabin Sports Friday!

Good morning, motherfuckers!!!!!! Woah! I don't think I've been this fuckin horny since I was looking at porno magazines in the front fuckin seat of the school bus, when I was nine years old!!!! I'm not kidding, folks, I brought the magazine off the bus and into my house, and shut my bedroom door faster than you can say XXX! The next thing you know, my mom turns off the hairdryer, and begins knocking on my door, asking me what I'm doing?! I tell her nothing, so she opens up the door, and catches me hiding the magazine underneath my cocksuckin bunkbeds!!!!! You can't make it up! This fuckin guy got caught red-handed with a porno, and boy, did I get a stern talking to! What the fuck do I know, though?! I used to cut out pictures of the lingerie models in the Victoria's Secret catalogs, and Scotch-tape them to my fuckin nightstand! Now having said that, I'd like to welcome all of you back for another Prick Cabin Sports Friday!!!!! TGIPCSF! Uncle PMAC is boarding up the Cabin windows, and stocking up on condoms, because I plan on fucking Hurricane Irene until her twat runs dry! Bingo fuckin bango, I'll eat her ass, and bang the puppets from Go Fuck Yourself Fandango! We're just one week away from the start of the College Football season, so stay tuned to Prick Cabin for Uncle PMAC's Top 25, as I could be bringing in a special guest to assist me in the rundown! How about Jerry Richardson instructing Cam Newton not to get any tattoos or piercings?! Who the fuck does this guy think he is? Teddy Roosevelt?! I got your big stick right here! Freddy "Boom-Boom" Couples has announced Tiger "The Classy Horndog" Woods will be a part of the President's Cup team this fall in Australia, and the Little League World Series continues to be about as boring as watching a bucket of Sherwin-Williams dry! The New York Yankees made MLB history yesterday afternoon in the Bronx, when they belted three grand-slams in one game! How do you like that?! Prick Cabin should be rather active today, so stay tuned for breaking news, wet pussies, and mucho foul language throughout the course of the day! The sun is shining in the TriState, and Uncle PMAC is ready to jizz his jeans! Come here for the prick before the storm! TGIPCSF!!!!! Book It!