Prick Cabin Sports Friday!

Good morning from the TriState, and welcome to another motherfuckin cocksuckin stick your dick in the ground, and pretend it's an ostrich, Prick Cabin Sports Friday!!!!! Here we go Cabin, here we go (clap,clap)! Here we go Cabin, here we go (clap,clap)!!! No country for old pricks at the Cabin, folks!!! I know it's preseason, but the NFL is officially back in business!!! The Eagles will take on the Jets for all the marbles come February, and make sure you remember where you heard it first! Lock it up, and double-stuff an Oreo with your dick while you're at it! My name is Uncle PMAC and I only drink the finest of breast milks! We have the 2nd round of the PGA Championship today, where Steve Stricker will look to continue his incredibly hot play, while Crouching Tiger Hidden Porno will simply attempt to make the cut! Speaking of the golf, did anyone catch the guts Rory "I'll Be Your Boy Toy" McIlroy displayed yesterday? Amazing! The Tennessee Titans are prepared to pay Chris Johnson once the fiddlestick shows up to camp, and the Patriots didn't waste any time beating the bag out of the Jaguars, until Jack Del Rio was playing truth or dare with his fuckin baby-dick! I'm a little juiced up this morning! I couldn't care less about my co-workers! I'll order lunch for everyone, and then stick the eggplant-parm grinder right up my Scottish fuckin fanny! Let's go! We have a big weekend ahead of us, as Prick Cabin will be traveling north to the spa at Saratoga Springs, New York!! Place your bets, baby! I want an exacta on every pair of tits I see! Uncle PMAC likes his women the way he likes his ponies - FAST!!! Stay tuned all day long for Twins, Tits, Twats, News, Notes, and Quotes! TGIPCSF!!! Book it!