Morning Tush!

Good morning, folks! How about having a great fuckin Wednesday at Prick Cabin! They don't call it hump day for nothing, because one look at Holly Peers, reminds me why every sofa in the Cabin is covered in plastic! Why fuck around and fib? Uncle PMAC is a straight-shooter, and I'm not afraid to admit I'd eat huevos rancheros right out of Holly's tight tush! I'll pull down my pajama pants, and give her some Texas Pete Hot Sauce while I'm at it! What the fuck do I care? I'll pretend it's recess and jam a Vortex in her vagina! I'm tired of being a nice guy! I'm a born prick, so Holly can suck my dick! I'm the kinda guy who says, 'Here, have a seat,' pulls the chair out, and replaces it with a  fuckin vuvuzela!!! No wonder why Holly's new favorite movie is The Rise Of The Planet Of The Pricks! Boom! Slob on my motherfuckin knob!!! I can't control myself this morning! Slurp down some of this Chubby Hubby, while I clean the Cabin aquariam, and make sure to tell all your friends how big it is! Enough is fuckin enough! I feel like the guy who brings home a bouquet of flowers, and my girl immediately spreads her legs! Come on, honey! Don't you have a fuckin vase?!?!