"I don't know, Delonte, you could start by showing me some naked pictures of LeBron's mom on your stolen cell phone, you red-headed freak!" Woah! What are you going to do, right?! Boston Celtics guard, Delonte "I'll Bang Your Mom" West, has applied for a job at Home Depot, folks! Why? Well, the NBA is going to be locked out all year long, and Mr. West can't play overseas due to the fact he's currently on probation stemming from weapons charges back in 2009! Let's be honest, pricks, the fuckin guy was carrying enough ammo for a small militia in a guitar case while riding his motorcycle!!!!! Where the fuck are you going, Delonte?! Unbelievable! "Judge said it's a no go leaving the country," tweeted West the other day. Uhhh, you think!?! You're not going anywhere besides aisle fuckin eight, pal! Is this wood pressure-treated or what?! Where the fuck are the fuckin 1 1/4" sheetrock screws?! How does this Weber compare to this fuckin Frigidaire?!?! Enough is enough! What the fuck does this ugly shmuck know about construction, anyway!? Who does this asshole think he is?! Bob The Fuckin Builder?! Ty Pennington!? Gimme a break! Get fuckin lost!
