Breaking News: Judge Declares Mistrial In Roger Clemens Case!

We have a mistrial in Washington!!! How do you like that, folks?! One of the biggest juice-monkeys of all fuckin time, Roger "I Have A Shriveled Rocket In My Pocket" Clemens, is skating away from perjury charges, because the jury was shown an inadmissable piece of evidence, as previously ruled on by Judge Reggie Walton. Unbelievable! First we have Casey Anthony getting off, and now Clemens?! Who the fuck is in charge of these cocksuckin courts?! Joe Fuckin Brown or that cunt of a twat Judge Judy!? I bet you all a half a fuckin rocket, no pun intended, that the two of them are 69'ing in the bathroom, with Judy sticking her gavel right up Joe's ass! What a scene! Rusty Hardin needs a rusty trombone after this fuckin performance! Unbelievable!!!