Breaking News: Tiger "The Horndog" Woods Cans Caddy!!!

Tiger Woods has fired his longtime caddy, Stevie Williams, and he's now looking for some other slut to lug his sticks around the links!!! Sionara to the loudmouth from the Land Down Under!!! Was Williams even a caddy, or did he act as a fuckin bodyguard instead?! Enough is fuckin enough! Get these cocksuckin kangaroos, off my cocksuckin course!!!!! Have another fuckin Foster's, loser! Tiger and Williams have been working together since March of 1999, but now Stevie will be looking to latch on to someone else, and my prick tells me it will be fellow-Aussie, Adam Scott, whom he has caddied for during the past two majors. Well, Tiger, if you're reading this, then I want you to know I'm available, and actively seeking work! I'd carry this horndog's clubs for free, if it meant I was getting laid by three girls at a time every fuckin night! Who wouldn't?!? Five-iron, huh? You're fired, PMAC!!!!!