Monday, July 11, 2011
Chowder Du Jour!
Soup's fuckin on! I tell you what, folks, I'm going to torture myself by sucking down this bowl of hot Kelly Brannigan en brodo, and I don't give a fuck if it's a sultry sauna outdoors today! I'd like to pulverize her pussy with my prick, and slip my tongue right in her tight two-hole, until it looked like I sucked down a bag of melted Raisinettes! If I ever had the chance to bang this broad, then I'd pretend her snatch was a bucket of concrete mix, so my johnson would be stuck inside until someone fetched me a fuckin jackhammer to loosen things up! I don't care if Kelly dumps a bag of mulch down my pants and plants pumpkin seeds in my crotch, because this session would be well fuckin worth it! What the fuck do I know, though?! I'm the same guy who ordered a porno for $16.99 at 9AM this past Saturday morning in my Garden City Hotel room! Unbelievable! When you're horny, you're horny! I was cleaning off my prick at 9:30, and crossing the Throgs Neck Bridge at 10!!!