New York Mets Ship K-Rod To Milwaukee!

The New York Mets dumped some salary late last night when they shipped off Francisco "I'll Kick The Shit Out Of My Father-In-Law" Rodriguez to the Milwaukee Brewers for cash, and a couple of pricks to be named later! Sionara to the enigmatic Rodriguez, who finds himself beating the crap out of his family members more than he does saving games these days. I'm not sure why the Brewers were so anxious to acquire the volatile K-Rod when their own closer, John Axford, has done a solid job thusfar, as the Brew Crew finds themselves tied atop the NL Central with the St. Louis Cardinals at 49-43. Stay tuned, folks, because the firesale in Flushing has only just begun! Supersoaker to my cock? I'm betting the fuckin Cabin that Carlos Beltran is next to go.