Loser Du Jour!

The Minnesota Timberwolves finally canned head coach, Kurt "The Carwash Cunt" Rambis, after an impressive two seasons in Minneapolis! Rambis led the T'Wolves to a 32-132 record over the last two years, and that's extremely hard to do!!! 100 games under .500 in two seasons!!!!! Who taught this prick how to coach?! Rich Kotite or Zeke Thomas!? Let's be honest here, folks, it's not like Minnesota was relying on fuckin Air Bud to score all the points! The Timberwolves have a few nice young pieces, and they also have one of the best pot-smokers in all of professional sports when it comes to Michael "My Middle Name Is Grass" Beasley! Perhaps Loserface Rambis should look into the head coaching job for the Minnesota Lynx instead?! Then again, who knows if the WNBA would even want this cocksucker?! If this shriveled prick gets another head coaching job in the NBA, then I'll change the name of this fuckin blog to Vagina Cabin! What the fuck took David Kahn so long to fire this fuckin genius?! Happy fuckin trails, loserbreath!