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“I have to meet Halle Berry. She’s a gorgeous woman. I don’t kiss feet at all, but she has good features and her feet are one of those features. So, you know, I’d kiss her feet.” - Adrian Peterson*

What the fuck is Adrian Peterson talking about? Seriously? This prick says some outlandish things for a guy who fumbles the rock, about as much as I pull my prick - ALL DAY!!! I guarantee Halle Berry would let Peterson bang her now that she's in the midst of a nasty divorce. Grab your beanbag, Adrian! The time is now!