Loser Du Jour!

He's baaacckkk!!! Cedric Benson was arrested again this past weekend in downtown Austin,Texas, and was released from jail yesterday just after 2PM! Dickbreath Benson has been charged with assault, and he better hope James Harrison's comments struck the NFL commissioner where the sun doesn't shine, or else! Now, I may look like the caucasion version of the Nutty Fuckin Professor this week, but I know a loser when I see one, and Benson is near the top of that fuckin list! What kind of jerkoff decides to go nuts just days before the NFL lockout is supposed to come to a close?! This fuckin guy has the brain of a Stegosaurus for Christ sakes! The 28-year-old runningback will most likely find himself searching pretty hard for a job this upcoming season, despite rushing for 1,111 yards last year on a 4-12 Bengals team. Prick Cabin guarantees Benson will be suspended since Roger Goodell already gave this fuckin prick a free pass last year in another assault case, where he punched out a bar employee! I don't get it, every time Cedric goes back to his old stomping grounds, he ends up finding himself behind bars!!! Who does this fuckin guy think he is?! Kevin Arnold?! Get a fuckin clue, Cedric! Hook this, you loser!