Prick Cabin Sports Friday!

Have a happy fuckin July 4th weekend on the Cabin, baby! I like my hookers the way I like my Jagerbombs - on the fuckin house! Greetings from Uncle PMAC on another absolutely gorgeous morning in the TriState, and welcome to another Prick Cabin Sports Friday!!! You know what they say back in the old country, right? Ride a prick, ride the best - bang five minutes, finger the rest!!! Who's ready for some fuckin fireworks!?! I got your bottle-rocket right here, bitch! Why don't you suck it down, before I light your twat up with my own special version of the grand finale! I plan on drilling sodas this weekend, playing loads of golf, and pounding tuna-macaroni salad until my cock turns into a fuckin pumpkin! I couldn't care less! I'll call up David Stern, and tell him to tongue my fuckin noodle! Mark my words, folks, the NBA might not resume until Valentine's Day of 2020, and Barbara Walters will be the slutty commissioner! I'm pounding barbecued chicken and grilled shrimp, while you helmets have your toes up Marge Simpson's two-hole! Get a fuckin grip on reality, geniuses! What's on tap in the world of sports?! How about the surging New York Mets hosting the red-hot New York Yankees in the Subway Series!? Who's the waitress going to suck off during Breakfast at Wimbledon on Sunday!? Will it be Andy Murray, Novak Djokovic, or everyone's favorite tapa - Rafael "I Need A Root Canal" Nadal? What about some steaming, hot tush!?! I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty fuckin excited! So let's go! Spike your iced latte with a Cialis, and fuck the water cooler until your dick is dry!!! I'll drop a scorpion down my pants, and pretend nothing's wrong! I'm ready to rock out with my cock out on another Prick Cabin Sports Friday! TGIPCSF!!!