Morning Tush!

Good morning on a gorgeous fuckin Thursday from Prick Cabin! Uncle PMAC would like to introduce all of you to this beautiful Brazilian bombshell, Emanuela de Paula, the newest Victoria's Secret model! I just sucked down a small, hazelnut, iced-latte, and felt the urge to fuck my Boston-cream dougnut! What a fuckin mess! Thanks a fuckin lot, Emanuela! If I wanted my prick to look like a giant chocolate Easter bunny, then I'd just dip it in Gabourey Sidibe's tight fuckin two-hole! I'm starving for some morning tush, and this broad is the perfect remedy to get me through lunch! What the fuck do I know, though? Last time I checked, my favorite fuckin movie was Encino Man! Woah! Talk about a loser-flick!