Loser Du Jour!

Who didn't see this one coming? Seriously? If you couldn't tell this was bound to happen from a mile a fuckin way, then you must be a fuckin virgin still! Cops in Irving, Texas received a call last night explaining to them that 'some drunk guy was wandering around' an apartment complex. Well, folks, this 'drunk guy' was none other than DeShawn Stevenson of the newly-crowned NBA champion - Dallas Mavericks!!! Keep the party going, DeShawn! Unbelievable!?! What's this fuckin guy doing wandering around like he's Where's Fuckin Waldo?! I guess the loud-mouth shooting guard was a "danger to himself and others," according to law-enforcement officials, and he was placed under arrest for Public Intoxication! Have another Smirnoff Ice, DeShawn! You deserve it! Stevenson went on to fail a field-sobriety test, and was released this morning on $475 bail. The best thing about this, is that this loser didn't even live in the aparment complex he was creeping around at, while simply telling the police he was, "lost!" Thanks, pal, now take a fuckin seat in detention, and don't say a peep until Professor PMAC says so! We call this place - LOSERVILLE!