Luke "Tickle My Fuckin" Fickell Introduced In Columbus!

What the fuck is Luke Fickell? Seriously? Is Luke Fickell a fuckin football coach or an STD?!? The former Buckeye defensive coordinator has been appointed interim head coach in Columbus, now that Jim "The Cheater" Tressel has resigned. The 37-year-old is a former Ohio State player, and he's been on the staff for the past decade, so I'm sure this prick is well aware of all the tattoos being handed out, unless he truly is as dumb as he looks. Could this jerkoff be any more stiff? I'm not kidding, folks, this nerd makes my morning timber look like a fuckin toothpick, rather than a cedarwood! How many games will Ohio State win this year, anyways? If you set the over/under at 6, then I'm taking the under, and I'm locking it the fuck up! Terrelle Pryor just signed with Drew Rosenhaus, and the Buckeyes are scrambling for a competent quarterback, so expect to see an extremely boring offense this upcoming season. Something tells me it's going to be a very long year at the old horseshoe, because I rather hang out with Mocha Fuckin Joe, than lay it on the line for a prick like Luke "Tickly My Fuckin" Fickell!