Dwyane Wade Gets Cozy With Clooney's Old Meat!

What the fuck did I tell you, folks?! Dwyane Wade sure looks miserable, huh!? Enough is enough with this guy! If LeFag isn't a bad influence on D-Wade, then Uncle PMAC eats his Sunday tomato sauce out of a fuckin jar!!! Pat Riley sure is right about these guys! Who doesn't want a trio of players who's main objective isn't to win a championship, but rather to dress like Kanye Fuckin West instead?! No wonder why Wade was missing so many foul shots! The guy is thinking about True Religion and Diesel when he's standing at the cocksuckin charity stripe! I'll tell you one thing, though, George Clooney couldn't care less if Canalis is hanging out with a loser like Wade! My question is this - Where the fuck is Gabrielle Union??? My best bet is she's getting double-teamed in the men's room by Danny Ocean and Michael Clayton! SIT!