Breaking News: Rashard Lewis Banged Lebron's Girlfriend!!!

Well, folks, first it was Delonte West doing the dirty dance with LeFag's mom, Gloria, and now it's Washington Wizards small forward, Rashard Lewis, banging the queen's girlfriend, Savannah Brinson!!!! Sorry, LeFag! Rumors are swirling throughout the NBA and South Beach, that Lewis was plowing LeBron's girlfriend as recent as last week down in Miami!!! What is it with this guy? LeFag must be about as good as Christie Brinkley is in the sack - minus the good looks! Think about it for a second, pricks. Brinkley has a ton of money, a gorgeous face, yet guys like Billy Joel dump her ass at the drop of a fuckin Durex! My best guess here is Savannah needed some good dick! She needed a shlong with some substance! What's the saying again!? Don't want no short dick man!!! Iny weeny teeny weeny shriveled short dick man!!! Isn't that cute, LeBron!? An extra belly button! You need to put your pants back on honey!!! Ouch!!! I want Rashard to bring Savannah to the game on Sunday night, and I want them to dress up like it's a fuckin wedding! Lock it up! You heard it here first, geniuses! Mavericks in 6!!!