Breaking News: Serena Williams Ousted At Wimbledon!

We have breaking news from across the pond at Wimbledon, where defending champion, Serena "Clean My Cameltoe" Williams, has been knocked out in the fourth round by Marion Bartoli 6-3, 7-6 (6). Thanks for coming out, clitface! Perhaps Serena and her boyfriend, Common, should go fuck off somewhere, and call it a fuckin horror flick! Maybe the burly bitch could design some more brutal clothes while she has this unexpected free time?! Who knows!?! I'm no fuckin swami, folks! See you at the U.S. Open, Serena! In the meantime, I suggest you do something about that colossal cameltoe of yours, because it's bigger than my prick!