Loser Du Jour!

Stay hot, Florida Marlins!!! These losers recently hired 80-year-old, Jack McKeon, to manage their team, and they have gone an absolutely putrid 1-19 in the month of June. This is one fish sandwich you don't want to fuck, folks! I hope McKeon is wearing a diaper in the dugout, because it's going to be awfully hard for him to make it to the bathroom in between innings! The guy is 80 years old dressing up in full uniform every fuckin day now!!! Filling out lineup cards! Walking up steps!!!!! So what does Trader Jack do? He benches the laziest prick of them all in his first fuckin game back as the skipper - Hanley Ramirez! The Marlins can't buy a win this month, but what do you expect when your payroll is smaller than Stewie Griffin's dick!?! Where the fuck are the fans!?! Unbelievable! I swear LeFag James and the loser Heat must be contagious! The Marlins are like a cocksuckin scene out of the movie Outbreak! Where's Morgan Freeman, Dustin Hoffman, and Rene Russo when you need them!?! What a bunch of fuckin bologna! I'd stick one of those little monkeys down my swim trunks and call it a fuckin fairytale! Have some guts, Marlins! Wake the fuck up, you cocksuckin jerkoffs!