"I only brought two pairs of socks. I only brought two pairs of socks." - Shawn Marion*
The Mavericks will look to prove the Prick Cabin NBA Finals prediction correct tonight, when they take on the Miami Heat in an absolutely mammoth Game Six down in South Beach. The arena will be filled with the aroma of losers, as LeFag will attempt to become the loosest twat in the universe, while coming up small once again down the stretch. Dwyane Wade clearly runs the Heat, and his sidekick has proven nothing but to be a complete fuckin queen of the hardwood. Chris Bosh? He's still stuck at the museum with that prick Larry Daley, so look for the Matrix's assertion to stick...