Breaking News: Derek Jeter Lands On 15-Day DL!

In a somewhat expected development following last night's 5th inning departure versus the Indians, the New York Yankees have placed Derek Jeter on the 15-Day DL with a strained right calf. Jeter will now sit tight for a couple weeks, while being stuck at six hits shy of 3,000. I guess this means Jeter will have to let Minka Kelly ride his prick for the time-being, as the Captain will recover from this grade-1 strain, and that isn't such a bad thing.  Prick Cabin is heading out to Chicago on Thursday, and Uncle PMAC will be live from Wrigley Field for Friday's Cubs-Yankees tilt, so this is extra disappointing news for myself and production crew. Derek Jeter has not been on the DL since 2003.