Morning Tush!

I'm a horny fuckin hippo this morning, and Chloe Vixen is the perfect remedy for a nice bathroom jerkoff session! Perhaps I shouldn't have poured beer in my cereal for breakfast, because now my prick looks like a cocksuckin Chia-Pet, and my co-workers are suspicious!!! This is Prick Fuckin Cabin, not some dickbreath summer camp! While you losers are busy with archery, PMAC is licking Chloe's clit until she creams! This Persian beauty has her own special rug, and it looks like the fuckin tarmac at O'Hare International! I'm not kidding folks, I was elbow fuckin deep up this broad's snatch! The indiglo on my Casio couldn't even shed any light on what the fuck was going on! I might as well have been Cedric Fuckin Ceballos going in for the slam junk! What the fuck can I say? I'm the kind of guy who pounds his pecker inside a pinball machine, and pretends he got laid!!! Ouch! Who the fuck do I think I am?! The Wizard of Oz!? Feast your eyes on Chloe for a little while, and then get back to me. Someone call my fuckin physician, because I've been pitching a tent since 5AM eastern!!! Enough is enough! Bingo fuckin bango, I'll bang your mother in her Dodge Fuckin Durango!!! Morning Tush, and my dick will supply the dew!