"I just want to get together with this team and play better, be a good leader for this team, do the best I can to help this team win a ballgame. We can be 11, 12, 15 games out, but we start winning games, who knows? It's not over yet. Believe me guys, it's not over for the Cubs." - Carlos Zambrano*
Newsflash, Carlos, the Cubs have about as good of a chance at making the 2011 postseason, as I do not swearing for an entire fuckin day! Sorry, pal, it's just not happening!