Prick Cabin Sports Friday!

Good fuckin morning on another Prick Cabin Sports Friday!!! Woah! I've been rubbing Icy/Hot on my junk since last night, folks, and I'm not sure if that's because the Dallas Mavericks are knocking on the doorstep of champions, or the New York Yankees are the biggest group of fags to ever don Major League uniforms! The Cabin is an absolute mess this morning, as porno magazines are stuck to the walls, and lasagna is all over the toilet! What the fuck was going on in here last night!?! I swear, if I didn't know any better, then I'd think Darkwing Fuckin Duck slept over!!! I'm using a gallon of Australian Gold just to get my prick hard, and I can't even walk around without stepping in a puddle of pussy-juice!!!! Who the fuck am I? Chief Martin Brody!?! I can sniff out a fuckin crustacean from a mile away, folks! I have an elephant's trunk in my pants, and I slurp up Mrs. Planter's pecans with my pee-pee, while doing fuckin jumping-jacks on your mother's bed! That being said, how about those fuckin Mavericks!!!! How about Jason Terry knocking down some big fuckin shots en route to an impressive 112-103 victory over LeFag's Losers!!! How about the Red Sox bending over the Yankees, and jamming their sausages straight up the Hershey Fuckin Highway in the Bronx!!! Joe Girardi loves it! He's the only guy that has more multiple orgasms than the broads I was snowplowing in my fuckin tent last night!!! Enough is enough! We have a lot to discuss today! Mavericks lead the NBA Finals 3-2, and are looking for the Prick Cabin prediction of Champs in 6 to come to fruition!Red Sox Sweep! The Belmont Stakes is tomorrow as Shackelford and Animal Kingdom are getting ready to fuck! Hot tush! The Cabin has you covered, so let's go! TGIPCSF!!!!!