Breaking News: Albert Pujols Out 4-6 Weeks!

Albert "Pucker Up & Pull My" Pujols will miss the next 4-6 weeks with a sprained left wrist, and the Cardinals will look to tread water while their superstar is on the shelf. Pujols was hitting .317 with 8 home runs, and 14 RBI in June prior to Sunday afternoon's injury, so the slugger was on his best roll of the season thusfar. Lucky for the St. Louis, that the NL Central is weaker than Uncle PMAC's urine stream on a sweaty day at Wrigley...