NBA Creep Of The Week!

This just in: Rick Welts has signed Lance Bass to a max contract worth $120 Million!!! Bass will be the new point guard for the Phoenix Suns, as the flamboyant Welts has now released Steve Nash!!! Woahhh!!! Where's John Amaechi when you need him!?! Who's the next head coach, Rick!?! Elton John or Ricky Martin!?! What a creep this guy is!!! Seriously, folks, this prick sticks foie fuckin gras up his fanny, and thinks it's funny! Who the fuck does that kind of shit!?! I'm sorry, but Suns fans can't be too happy their team president has come out of the closet ala Vito from the Sopranos! This is just a disgusting development! Go figure, the 58-year-old Welts began his career as a ball boy for the Seattle Supersonics! Yikes! It's fright night in the desert, and Rick Welts is the mayor!