Loser Du Jour!

Sionara Caps! The Tampa Bay Lightning wiped the fuckin floor with the losers from D.C., as the Capitals were swept out of the playoffs last night in a 5-3 loss. When I want my boner to go away, then I just think of Alex Ovechkin and his supporting cast of jerkoffs! What's that prick Bruce Boudreau saying now?!? Make like Justin Timberlake, and cry me a fuckin river, pal! I'm playing pin the tail on the pussy with my fuckin tongue, while you're sobbing over a fuckin sweep that would make my janitor jealous! Later, losers!!!