Say What?

                              "I plan on flogging them tomorrow." - Phil Jackson*

Woah?! Is that how you plan on energizing your team, Phil? I know I'm not the sharpest prick in the drawer, but I can think of a thousand better ways to pump my men up, rather than physically whipping them! What the fuck is this? Game of Thrones?!? Who the hell does Jackson think he is? King Leonidas!?!?! Unbelievable, I'm so tired of this shit! Seriously, what the fuck do I know? I'm the same kid that used to wack off in the sandbox at recess!!! I'm a bad fuckin boy! Cinco De Pricko at the Cabin is getting out of hand! The senoritas are getting messy in the kitchen!!! I'll be scrubbing a bunch of bald twats with nothing but 100% pure agave all day long!!!!